• A dog resting against the bolster of the Calming Couch Bed in Dark Grey on a sofa
  • Calming Couch Bed in Dark Grey draped over a sofa cushion
  • Calm & Fresh — Just the bed: one Calming Couch Bed on a sofa
  • Bed size chart: Small 90 x 80 cm, Large 105 x 95 cm, Jumbo 115 x 95 cm
  • Calm & Fresh — Bed + Deodorizing Spray: the Calming Couch Bed with the deodorizing spray
  • Calm & Fresh — 2 Beds + Spray: two Calming Couch Beds side by side with the deodorizing spray
  • Calm & Fresh — Just the bed: one Calming Couch Bed on a sofa
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Calming Couch Bed

Calming Couch Bed

$78.00 CAD
$78.00 CAD
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$78.00

Measure your couch cushion, not your dog - between two sizes, go up

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60 nights to try it · Keep the bed if you return it · Free US shipping over $75

Ships from our US warehouse · most orders arrive in 4 to 9 business days

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  • 60 nights to try it, keep the bed
  • Free US shipping over $75, ships from the USA
  • Water-resistant liner, zip-off cover

A dog bed that doubles as a sofa protector. Raised bolsters on three sides give your dog an edge to lean into and somewhere to rest his chin. A water-resistant TPU liner sits under the sleeping surface and front panel. Two anchor straps tuck into your cushion crease so it stays where you put it.

  • Anchor straps that hold — doesn't slide to the floor when he jumps on
  • Water-resistant TPU liner — handles drool, wet paws and small accidents
  • Overstuffed bolsters on three sides — a wall to lean into, not a floppy edge
  • Quiet by design — no crinkle, so he'll actually use it
  • Zip-off washable cover — inserts come out, so nothing goes lumpy
  • 60-night trial — full refund, and you keep the bed

Free shipping on orders over $75, from our US warehouse. We pack it in 1 to 2 business days and it travels for 3 to 7, so most US orders land in 4 to 9 business days. International delivery times are in our shipping policy.

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Nobody coaxed him


No treats, no lifting him up, no second take he's on it before she's finished smoothing it down. Most dog beds crinkle or slide; this one just goes where he already sleeps.

Try it for 60 nights

PRODUCT DETAILS

SIZE GUIDE - READ THIS FIRST

Measure your couch cushion, not your dog. Take a tape and measure the depth of your seat cushion from the front edge to the back cushion, then the width you want covered. Pick the size equal to or smaller than that depth.

Small - an armchair, one loveseat cushion, or a car back seat.
Large - one cushion of a standard two or three seat sofa.
Jumbo - the wide seat of a large sofa or an L-shaped sectional.

Sizes on the chart photo
The badges read M, L and XL — those are our Small, Large and Jumbo.
Small = M, 90 x 80 cm (35 x 31.5 in)
Large = L, 105 x 95 cm (41 x 37.5 in)
Jumbo = XL, 115 x 95 cm (45 x 37.5 in)

Covering a full three-seat sofa? Two Larges side by side beat one Jumbo, and you can wash one while the other stays in place.

Between two sizes, go up. Nobody has ever returned this for being too big.

HOW IT STAYS PUT

Two adjustable anchor straps tuck into the crease between your seat and back cushions, and the underside is a grippy non-slip weave. On slippery leather, push the back edge an inch deeper into the crease and it will not shift - the same trick works on a sectional.

Under the sleeping surface and the front panel sits a water-resistant TPU membrane. It handles drool, wet paws and small accidents long enough for you to lift the cover off. It is not a sealed tarp: if something soaks it, take it off the couch rather than waiting.

WASHING IT WITHOUT WRECKING IT

1. Unzip the cover fully and take the bolster inserts out. They do not go in the machine - that is what causes the lumping you have seen on other beds.
2. Zip the empty cover closed before washing. An open zipper chews up faux fur.
3. Cold wash, gentle cycle, a small amount of detergent. No bleach, no fabric softener.
4. Tumble dry low, or air dry. High heat is what makes faux fur mat.
5. Shake the cover out before you put the inserts back.

WHAT THIS IS NOT

We would rather you know before you buy.

It is not waterproof. It is water-resistant, and we would rather say so precisely.

It is not a chew toy. If your dog destroys bedding, this will not survive him and we would rather tell you now than sell you one.

It is not a medical device and it will not fix a behavioural problem. The raised bolsters give your dog an edge to lean into and somewhere to rest his chin, which is why many dogs pick a bolstered bed over a flat mat sitting right next to it. That is the whole mechanism.

Calm & Fresh — Bed + Deodorizing Spray: the Calming Couch Bed with the deodorizing spray

It saves your couch

Claws, drool, wet paws, shedding season. It all lands on a cover you can unzip and wash, instead of a sofa you cannot. And it looks like a throw cushion rather than a dog product, so nobody walks in and sees an accessory.

Why dogs settle against a raised edge

Dogs do not sleep flat in the wild. They wedge themselves against something - a littermate, a den wall, the back of your knees at 2am. Bolsters on three sides give them that edge, plus somewhere to rest a chin.

The cover is a dense brushed faux fur rather than the thin shag that mats after a month, and there is no crinkling plastic liner - which is the single most common reason a protective dog bed gets ignored.

Compared to what you're using now

Old blanket Sofa cover Calming Couch Bed
Stays where you put itNoPartlyYes — anchor straps
Stops drool and wet pawsNoSomeYes — TPU liner
Gives your dog an edge to lean onNoNoYes — bolsters on 3 sides
Quiet, no crinkleYesOften noYes
Washes without stripping the couchYesYesYes — zip-off cover

Between two sizes, go up. Nobody has ever returned this for being too big.

FAQ

  • Will it slide around on my couch?

    Two anchor straps tuck into the cushion crease and the underside is a non-slip weave. He can jump on at full speed and it will not bunch or end up wedged at the back of the seat.

    Is it actually waterproof?
    Water-resistant. A TPU membrane sits under the sleeping surface and the front panel, which handles drool, wet paws and small accidents.

  • What if my dog ignores it?

    Some jump straight on, others need three days. Put it where he already sleeps, drop a toy or an unwashed t-shirt of yours on it, and do not make a thing of it. Still nothing after 60 nights? Email us for a full refund and keep the bed.

    Does it trap more hair?
    It concentrates hair, which is the point. All of it lands on one cover you can machine wash.

  • Which size for a 3-seat sofa?

    Two Larges side by side, not one Jumbo. Jumbo is built for the wide seat of a sectional. You can mix sizes and colours in a bundle.

    Where does it ship from?
    A warehouse in the United States. Most orders arrive in 4 to 9 business days.
Calming Couch Bed $78.00